Monday Morning

Time check: 2220hrs.

The only reason I am blogging is to keep me awake. But I really need to sleep soon, work tomorrow. Who the fuck works on a Saturday. Me, the fucker has to. Another day of answering questions, pacifying angry customers with the most tak-boleh-take-it faked voice ever. I'm so fake, I'm sorry. Add to that, another day of swearings. Dear god, please forgive me.Talking about swearings, my department is by far the most vulgar one I guess. Maybe cause we get all these bodoh babis to answer to. The most irritating and stupid question I constantly received would probably be "Can I get this shipment over to XXX country today?" KAU BLOODY BODOH KAMBING (this would be my que to starting cursing under my breath),YOU THINK THIS ONE SHIPMENT FROM YISHUN TO WOODLANDS? Lets say I could put my arms through the phone to the other side, I swear I would fucking strangle the person to death."Yes you can get this shipment to XXX country in one day. Not only in one day sir, in few hours also can. I'll pass you this red cape to wear over your top and not forgetting this red underwear.Ahh, the undies you wear outside your pants ok." SETTLE.

The very reason God gave us brains. To fucking use your pantat to think.

Anyways, my D&D's theme is Las Vegas, what the fuck should I wear? I think undies will do just fine.

I love Saturday at work. I'll have my fortnight youtube session and constant smoke breaks.